Brain Smasher... A Love Story
ActionComedyRomance
A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
Director(s): Yet to be known.
Writers(s): Yet to be known.
Stars(s): Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto, Deborah Van Valkenburgh.
